TSA to Face the Music: Don’t Touch My Junk

The ongoing controversy surrounding the Transportation Security Administration’s (TSA) diktats of performing new screening procedures including a full-body pat-down on passengers has taken a musical turn.

According to NaturalNews.TV, a rap artist who released the “I Want My Bailout Money” song in 2008 has just announced his latest song that takes aim at Big Brother’s X-rated airport pat-downs. “Don’t Touch My Junk” is released as a free download at NaturalNews.com.

Created by Michael Adams (the “Health Ranger”), “Don’t Touch My Junk” is meant to expose the aggressive, obscene pat-down procedures now being used by the TSA on air travelers.

The song is based on real dialog from traveler John Tyner who secretly recorded his conversation with TSA officials who tried to perform an “aggressive pat-down” on him. He tells them, “Don’t touch my junk, or I’ll have you arrested,” revealed NaturalNews in a statement issued Friday.

Rapper Michael Adams, also the editor of the pro-health freedom website NaturalNews.com, incorporated those words into a clever rap song that puts a comedy spin on the issue while delivering a pro-freedom message.

The song and video are available for free at: http://www.NaturalNews.com/music

The music video is also available at: http://www.NaturalNews.TV/

“This song is about reminding people to invoke their Fourth Amendment rights against unreasonable searches,” says Adams, who adds, “airports are not Constitution-free zones.”

The song, which is not for children, features edgy lines about “man junk” and TSA “molestation.” It also borrows phrases from mainstream pop songs including “My Humps” (Black Eyed Peas) and “Don’t Touch This” (MC Hammer).

Radio host Alex Jones is also mentioned in the song, along with the Fourth Amendment and the U.S. Bill of Rights.

Adams, also known as the “Health Ranger,” creates songs that capture popular sentiments about socially important causes such as civil rights, the psychiatric drugging of children and the safety of the national food supply, says NaturalNews.

All his songs are offered as free MP3 downloads, and it is said Adams earns no income or royalties from the songs.

“This song is about communicating an important message on civil liberties. Allowing our own government to finger our junk and molest our wives and children is irreconcilable with the liberties protected by the U.S. Constitution and its Bill of Rights,” Adams says.

TSA is an agency of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security responsible for transportation security in the U.S. It has issued new screening rules beginning this month, Nov. 2010.

TSA’s new screening procedures, including a full-body pat-down, are drawing flak from people in the U.S.

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