Zombies Voted in Presidential Election: President Trump

President Donald Trump. Photo: White House
President Donald Trump. Photo: White House

Although Trump has not yet appointed the investigation team, it is generally expected that the team members will not be zombies.

You cannot ignore President Donald Trump when he says that zombies had voted in the presidential election that took place in November last year.

Although Trump had been asserting during the election debates that the election will be rigged, the new revelation from him has the potential to shake the earth.

The President-cum-businessman took to Twitter once again today to say that people who are already dead came back to vote in the November election.

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Sounds strange. But if Trump – who is known for his truthfulness – is revealing this fact, you must trust him blindly. That’s what Mr. President expects from the hoi polloi.

And he is not going to stop there. Trump has already decided to chase the undead. As the dead men (and perhaps dead women also) participated in voting frauds – as Trump believes – he has decided to order a major investigation.

Although Trump has not yet appointed the investigation team, it is generally expected that the team members will not be zombies. They are expected to be normal humans from the Trump Administration.

All of you will be notified if the zombies are caught. Stay tuned!

By Rakesh Raman, who is a government award-winning journalist and runs free school for deserving children under his NGO – RMN Foundation.

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